You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
What's long and hard and has cum in it?
If I miss, I might hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
What four-letter word begins with "f" and ends with "k", and if you can't get it you can always just use your hands?
All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
Scavenger Hunt Riddles