Dirty Riddles

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• You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

  A tent

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• What's long and hard and has cum in it?

  A cucumber

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• If I miss, I might hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

  The paperboy

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• What four-letter word begins with "f" and ends with "k", and if you can't get it you can always just use your hands?

  A fork

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• All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

  An elevator

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