Dirty Riddles

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• I'm at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?

  A toothbrush

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• What's messy and can be really annoying and/or tricky to clean up after sex?

  Feelings

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• Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?

  The Titanic

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• It's a fun thing to do and you devote a significant amount of energy to thinking about it, but you hate knowing your parents are doing it. What is it?

  Facebook

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• What's most useful when it's long and hard?

  An education

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