Funny Riddles

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• If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

  Hiss and Hers

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• There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?

  Nothing; she divorced him for never being home

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• What flowers are kissable?

  Tulips

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• What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?

  Haven't you ever seen a comic strip?

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• What kind of running means walking?

  Running out of gas

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