Funny Riddles

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• What is the name of the ugliest tree?

  Yew

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• What happned when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?

  It quacked up

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• What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?

  A mountain with mountainears

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• How did the farmer fix his jeans?

  With a cabbage patch

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• How do you clean a dirty tuba?

  With a tuba toothpaste

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